These are little things, but they really bug me.
The first is from a bag of topsoil. We had to fix that hole in the backyard that the falling tree made. It was just a bag of topsoil from Lowes - it says CAUTION: KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN. If soil is dangerous to children my kids should be dead by now.
And another bad sign from a playground. It really actually says no running! NO RUNNING AT A PLAYGROUND - what is the world coming to? Also, barefeet are not allowed. Uhg.